My Name Ain't "Yo"

You tried to holler. You failed. Here's why.

Posts tagged street harassment

Mar 9

Because after telling you my name you proceeded to tell me that you had been with 4 women with names that sounded like mine, but really only used them for sex… and that I could be lucky number 5. SMH! #reallythough


Because I tried to be polite and you assumed that meant I was interested so you followed me for 2 blocks demanding that i take your card even after I said “no thanks, I’m seeing someone”. Oh and b/c you asked me my name AFTER all of that. So no sir, I will not be calling you tonight.


Because i get out of my car to get into my friends car, you feel the need to scream across the street….

“Aye Yo Ma, So how about i put some gas in that car, we take a ride down the street,hit da back seat, and we can get it in”……

That’s when i gave the “Da F**k” face….got in the car… and drove the F off!!!


Feb 25

Because , you asked me “Is your pussy big enough for my dick?” 


Feb 24

because you approached me drunk at a club mistaking me for someone else while I insisted I didn’t know you till you realized you didn’t and then you tried to holla


Because I got more fingers on my left hand than you got teeth in your mouth!  Keep it movin!


Because you were sitting in your car on the other side of the street looking shady, while I walked past briskly in my business suit. I am on my way to an interview trying to get a job, sir! Why do YOU have time to be posted up hollerin?


Feb 15

Because when I was standing at the bus stop you rode your bike up to me and asked if you could bring some beer and some cards over. You gotta be like 40 something, I am a young lady, sir!


Because you said “I ain’t mean to be rude, but DAY-UM y’alls fine as a muthafucka!” This happened when we were heading to a location to do filming for a documentary on street harassment…the irony.


because you pretended to need directions, and when i told you i was married you pretended not to hear me!!


Apr 6

You are missing teeth. Not back teeth. Important front teeth. Essential teeth. 


You said “Ma, aye. Aye. Ma. Aye. Ma? AYE!!!” 


You asked for a sip of my Capri-Sun.