My Name Ain't "Yo"

Because when I told you I was pregnant, you got even more excited, proclaiming, “Good, that means I can’t get you pregnant, if it’s already one in the oven.”

Because i get out of my car to get into my friends car, you feel the need to scream across the street….

“Aye Yo Ma, So how about i put some gas in that car, we take a ride down the street,hit da back seat, and we can get it in”……

That’s when i gave the “Da F**k” face….got in the car… and drove the F off!!!

Because , you asked me “Is your pussy big enough for my dick?” 

Because you …..

Were a stranger

Look like Trick Daddy

Happen to see a Spanish guy say something to me and ran back over to say “Oh that’s why you wouldn’t give me the p*ssy, you like white guys”.

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…because even though we were in a nice lounge-type atmosphere, you stopped in front of me and loudly proclaimed, “Daaaaaaamn you got some big titties, can I suck your titties?”