Posts tagged funny
Because i get out of my car to get into my friends car, you feel the need to scream across the street….
“Aye Yo Ma, So how about i put some gas in that car, we take a ride down the street,hit da back seat, and we can get it in”……
That’s when i gave the “Da F**k” face….got in the car… and drove the F off!!!
Because you …..
Were a stranger
Look like Trick Daddy
Happen to see a Spanish guy say something to me and ran back over to say “Oh that’s why you wouldn’t give me the p*ssy, you like white guys”.
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Because you looked about 50 years old and asked me if I would buy you lunch. What part of the game is that? Last I checked, the whole point of being someone’s PYT is that you don’t have to pay for anything.
…because the second thing you asked me after my name was: “So ma, you got a baby daddy?”
because you pretended to need directions, and when i told you i was married you pretended not to hear me!!
