Posts tagged WTF
Because after telling you my name you proceeded to tell me that you had been with 4 women with names that sounded like mine, but really only used them for sex… and that I could be lucky number 5. SMH! #reallythough
Because you walked past my partner and I holding hands and your holleration after made it clear that you are not the better man that you claimed to be.
Because when I told you I was pregnant, you got even more excited, proclaiming, “Good, that means I can’t get you pregnant, if it’s already one in the oven.”
…Because you tried to follow me into my driveway at 10PM. Really, dude? Pick your spots.
Because i get out of my car to get into my friends car, you feel the need to scream across the street….
“Aye Yo Ma, So how about i put some gas in that car, we take a ride down the street,hit da back seat, and we can get it in”……
That’s when i gave the “Da F**k” face….got in the car… and drove the F off!!!
Because , you asked me “Is your pussy big enough for my dick?”
Because you …..
Were a stranger
Look like Trick Daddy
Happen to see a Spanish guy say something to me and ran back over to say “Oh that’s why you wouldn’t give me the p*ssy, you like white guys”.
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…because even though we were in a nice lounge-type atmosphere, you stopped in front of me and loudly proclaimed, “Daaaaaaamn you got some big titties, can I suck your titties?”
Because you were sitting in your car on the other side of the street looking shady, while I walked past briskly in my business suit. I am on my way to an interview trying to get a job, sir! Why do YOU have time to be posted up hollerin?
Because you told me you were married. And regularly saw prostitutes. And hit on another girl right in front of me. And you saw nothing wrong with it.
because you don’t understand the meaning of NOT INTERESTED. Let’s recap shall we:
Him: So What are you 4’10”, 4’11” or something
Me: Uh, yea sure..
Him: So what do you like to
Me: [interrupts] I’m not interested
Him: What, you have a boyfriend?
Me: No, I’m just not interested in dating anyone.
Him: What guy hurt you so bad, mama?
Me: What? Ain’t no one hurt me. I’M NOT INTERESTED. I don’t have the time either.
Him: What you busy 24/7?
Me: Nope, but busy enough to not wanna date ANYONE. I’m about my career now. I’m just not interested.
Him: How old are you? You got kids or something?
Me: What does that have to do with me being not interested?
Him: That just crazy. That’s silly being about an career and all. That’s crazy.
Me: *blank stare*
Because while I’m standing at the bus stop minding my own business, Random Hustleman comes up to me and says:
“What type of perfume do you like?”
Me: *confused face* “Ummm… I guess Burberry”
Him: “What about Gucci?”
Me: “Gucci’s decent.” *looks away to see if bus is coming*
Him: “Well I’m selling some Gucci perfume today. Wanna buy some?”
Me: “No.”
Him: “Well can I leave my number with you?”
Me: O___O “No.”
Submitted by LuvvDivine
because when I told you I was Haitian you informed me “I must be one of those clean Haitians” -_-
because while I walked by, you told your friends “I’ma hit that”. Why so confident kind sir?
Because when I told you I was a pre-dentals student you said “that’s like a doctor right? nah that’s too much school. college ain’t for me”.
