March 2011
6 posts
3 tags
Because after telling you my name you proceeded to tell me that you had been with 4 women with names that sounded like mine, but really only used them for sex… and that I could be lucky number 5. SMH! #reallythough
2 tags
Because you walked past my partner and I holding hands and your holleration after made it clear that you are not the better man that you claimed to be.
3 tags
Because when I told you I was pregnant, you got even more excited, proclaiming, “Good, that means I can’t get you pregnant, if it’s already one in the oven.”
2 tags
…Because you tried to follow me into my driveway at 10PM. Really, dude? Pick your spots.
2 tags
Because I tried to be polite and you assumed that meant I was interested so you followed me for 2 blocks demanding that i take your card even after I said “no thanks, I’m seeing someone”. Oh and b/c you asked me my name AFTER all of that. So no sir, I will not be calling you tonight.
5 tags
Because i get out of my car to get into my friends car, you feel the need to scream across the street….
“Aye Yo Ma, So how about i put some gas in that car, we take a ride down the street,hit da back seat, and we can get it in”……
That’s when i gave the “Da F**k” face….got in the car… and drove the F off!!!