Because after telling you my name you proceeded to tell me that you had been with 4 women with names that sounded like mine, but really only used them for sex… and that I could be lucky number 5. SMH! #reallythough
My Name Ain't "Yo"
You tried to holler. You failed. Here's why.
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Because you walked past my partner and I holding hands and your holleration after made it clear that you are not the better man that you claimed to be.
Because when I told you I was pregnant, you got even more excited, proclaiming, “Good, that means I can’t get you pregnant, if it’s already one in the oven.”
…Because you tried to follow me into my driveway at 10PM. Really, dude? Pick your spots.
Because I tried to be polite and you assumed that meant I was interested so you followed me for 2 blocks demanding that i take your card even after I said “no thanks, I’m seeing someone”. Oh and b/c you asked me my name AFTER all of that. So no sir, I will not be calling you tonight.
Because i get out of my car to get into my friends car, you feel the need to scream across the street….
“Aye Yo Ma, So how about i put some gas in that car, we take a ride down the street,hit da back seat, and we can get it in”……
That’s when i gave the “Da F**k” face….got in the car… and drove the F off!!!
Because , you asked me “Is your pussy big enough for my dick?”
because you approached me drunk at a club mistaking me for someone else while I insisted I didn’t know you till you realized you didn’t and then you tried to holla
Because you …..
Were a stranger
Look like Trick Daddy
Happen to see a Spanish guy say something to me and ran back over to say “Oh that’s why you wouldn’t give me the p*ssy, you like white guys”.
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…because even though we were in a nice lounge-type atmosphere, you stopped in front of me and loudly proclaimed, “Daaaaaaamn you got some big titties, can I suck your titties?”
Because I got more fingers on my left hand than you got teeth in your mouth! Keep it movin!
Because you were sitting in your car on the other side of the street looking shady, while I walked past briskly in my business suit. I am on my way to an interview trying to get a job, sir! Why do YOU have time to be posted up hollerin?
Because you looked about 50 years old and asked me if I would buy you lunch. What part of the game is that? Last I checked, the whole point of being someone’s PYT is that you don’t have to pay for anything.
Because even though i ignored you when you asked “So… are you freaky?” you went on to say “do you give head? are you good at it?” and even after i ignored THAT, you STILL decided to say “i’m tryna get some head”… uh, was that supposed to seal the deal? was i supposed to jump into your arms or fall to my knees (which is apparently what you wanted) after that last statement?! FAIL!
Because you told me you were married. And regularly saw prostitutes. And hit on another girl right in front of me. And you saw nothing wrong with it.